What up stamp fam?
Today we will take a look at the lost art of mockery as it applies to the postal service with a focus on the United States Postal Service. Obviously this is all in good fun but if you are easily offended by teasing and mockery please stop reading this now and stay off the internet until after the November 8th, 2016 especially if you live in the US. A good chunk of the pictures below are exaggerated but honestly, who hasn't mistaken a mail carrier's bum for a mail slot...anyone!? I'm sure if the walls of a post office could talk there would be many voices shouting about how terrible customers are and trust me, we as consumers can be a lousy cross section of humanity (I'm looking at you no return address envelopes). Now, without further ado, please enjoy these oh so funny and slightly offensive pictures and jokes at the expense of the hard working individuals who deal with our mail every god damn day!
This one is irrelevant and just for fun! :)
I wish this were a thing and I'm sure many postal workers agree!
This one made Mr. Stamp laugh out loud!
This one is particularly painful for me because this has happened many, MAAAANY times to me.
And now, some hilarious post office jokes!
I wrote a letter to the Postmaster General once on ways to improve mail service. It got lost.
I remember when the Postal workers started a slow-down strike for a pay raise. They had to call it off -- nobody noticed.
I give 'em this though. The rural letter-carriers are more considerate than their urban counterparts. All of the packages marked "Fragile" are thrown underhanded in the rural stations.
One good thing about the Post Office -- it's over 200 years old and yet it's never been hindered by progress.
I just got my new driver's license in the mail the other day. It expired last month unfortunately.
If you ever want to make sure somebody gets what's coming to 'em, for God's sake -- don't mail it!
A postal worker was always stamping her feet whenever they would letter.
Annnnnd some Rejected Post Office Slogan Ideas:
Neither rain nor sleet nor disgruntled uzi-bearing former employees will keep us from our appointed rounds.
We know where you live.
It's not just a job, it's a chance to shoot some people.
You work hard so we don't have to.
If your package doesn't arrive on time, we'll shoot several employees.
Attitude shmattitude. Shut up and get out.
Better armed than Fed Ex.
We do more by 10pm than most people do all day.
Lick it, stick it and kiss it goodbye!
Remember, tis aaaaaaaall in good fun!
Do you have a hilarious postal joke? Comment down below!